What Really Happened

Earlier today I wrote about the Conservative Thought Bubble and Rachel Maddow is doing a segment tonight on the very same thing. Unsurprisingly, she is more eloquent than I am. I'll embed video here once it is on her website. She started listing off all of the ridiculous conspiracy theories and Conservative Thought Bubble ideas that simply aren't true.

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Ohio really did go to President Obama last night...

and he really did win...

and he really was born in Hawaii...

and he really is legitimately President of the United States ... again...

and the Bureau of Labor Statistics did not make up a fake unemployment rate last month...

and the Congressional Research Service really can find no evidence that cutting taxes on rich people grows the economy...

and the polls were not skewed to oversample Democrats...

and Nate Silver was not making up fake projections about the election to make conservatives feel bad. Nate Silver was doing math...

and Climate Change is real...

and rape really does cause pregnancy sometimes...

and Evolution is a thing!

and Benghazi was an attack ON us, not a scandal BY us...

and nobody is taking away anyone's guns...

and taxes have not gone up...

and the deficit is dropping actually...

and Saddam Hussein did not have WMDs...

and the Moon Landing was real...

and FEMA is not building concentration camps...

and UN election observers are not taking over Texas...

and moderate reforms of the regulations on the insurance industry and the financial services industry in this country is the not the same thing as Communism...